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这21件囧事,只有戴眼镜的人才懂!

时间:2018-01-12 栏目:语录 作者:英语奇葩说

哪个宝宝没有副眼镜咋滴!

糗事成堆,两眼一摸黑,看什么都是朦胧美。


这大概是许多带眼镜小伙伴的心声。毕竟有些囧事,真的只有戴了眼镜的孩子才懂。比如下面这些↓



01

Cooking and having your glasses fog up every time you open the oven or take the lid off a pot.

每一次打开烤箱或者掀开壶盖,眼镜上都会起雾



02

Or having the same issue when trying to drink tea or eat soup in winter.

冬天喝汤喝茶也会遇到一样的问题



03

Struggling every time you want to watch a movie or read while lying on your side.

想侧躺下来看本书或者电影都要挣扎老半天



04

Wanting to branch out every year 

想每年来点新鲜感买个有意思的新镜框吧,

and buy "fun" new frames but then just sticking with plain old black.

到头来发现还是自己以前那个好



05

Having your friends ask if they can try on your glasses, 

跟基友出去,他们总想戴你眼镜,

only for them to put them on and exclaim, 

戴上了还要叫

"WOAH! You're BLIND!"

“我的妈呀,太晕乎了,你是瞎么!”



06

Or them asking you how many fingers they're holding up like you're actually blind.

基友会问他们比划的是几,好像你真的瞎了一样



07

The annoying side-effects of seeing a 3D movie.

看3D电影时总有个烦人的副作用



08

Getting a smudge on your glasses 

眼镜片上有个污渍,

but thinking that you just have something in your eye. 

总想着是自己眼睛有问题。

So you rub your eye and the smudge doesn't go away... 

揉了揉眼睛吧,那块渍还在...

but now you have a sore eye.

久而久之你眼睛就跟着酸了



09

Tying to clean the smudge with the corner of your shirt 

想用你的衣角擦擦污渍,

and just making them smudgier than they were to begin with.

却发现那快渍好像比刚才更大了



10

But then experiencing the pure wonder that comes with a clean pair of glasses, when you see the world in true HD.

但是你也会体会到有干净眼镜片时看到的高清世界



11

Being asked by the optometrist "which is clearer: one or two?" 

验光师问你“哪个更清楚,1还是2?”

when they both just look like blurry smudges to you.

但其实这俩看起来都像模糊的污渍



12

Losing your glasses but needing your glasses to find your glasses.

找不着眼镜还需要戴上眼镜去找



13

Forgetting your prescription sunnies 

忘了戴你的特制太阳镜,

and having to wear normal sunglasses on top of your glasses.

就必须得在你的眼镜上再戴一个太阳镜



14

Never being able to take a photo with face filters.

没办法用脸部特效拍照



15

Being outside in the rain, unable to see anything within seconds.

下雨天在外边就没办法立刻看清东西



16

Working out with your glasses on, and having to CONSTANTLY push them up as you're sweating.

戴着你的眼镜锻炼,一边出汗还得一边推眼镜



17

Having to take your specs off on rollercoasters and see nothing, 

坐过山车的时候,要不然你就把你的眼镜摘下来然后啥也看不见,

OR spend the whole ride pushing them onto your face.

要不然你就准备全程都在推眼镜吧



18

Wearing fake lashes and feeling them brush against your lenses every time you blink.

带着你的假睫毛,每一次眨眼你都能感觉到你的睫毛在刷你的眼镜片。



19

But also trying to put on makeup in the first place is impossible, because though you need them to see, they also really get in the way.

戴上眼镜去化妆是不可能的,因为尽管你需要用它来看清楚东西,它还是会阻碍你化妆的



20

Taking your glasses off and looking like an entirely different person.

摘下眼镜,你看起来完全就像另外一个人



21

And having everyone tell you to JUST WEAR CONTACTS.

每个人都跟你说戴着隐形眼镜吧



看到这里,小编不得不提醒大家:一定要保护好视力的,就算来不及了,以后孩子的视力也要保护好哦~


正确的眼保健操姿势在此!拿走不谢!


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